Does this picture describe your IT project plan? Evidence indicates that it is illustrative of a significant percentage of the plans of the clients that I speak with, once I probe beneath the glossy surface of false confidence.

Of course, error screens sometimes contain what might be considered truthiness at best. My TiVo will show “Scheduled Maintenance” as its error when things don’t work. I suppose it’s more reassuring than “Oops” (and far better than the Java exceptions it spews in all of their failed-SOAP-call glory, when its Rhapsody connection is down, which is frequently).